"Is that my diary?"
humanprotoform

humanprotoform:

headlessbutnothopeless:

humanprotoform:

headlessbutnothopeless:

humanprotoform:

headlessbutnothopeless:

Hmm… *flips through it* No.

Your ‘diary' has been appropriated in the name of science and tactical value.

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FINALLY. FINALLY HE CAN FEEL HER WRATH! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

You should have expected this, Starscream. The Key Godmoding everything is well documented. Like when it killed you.

LAUGH NOW, CHILD. HE WILL SHOW YOU TRUEFEAR

http://static.seibertron.com/images/news/gfx/1198025476_Megatron_head_intro.JPG

You should also expect the damage[s] to repair themselves relatively quickly, resulting in an extremely pissed Seeker. Key offlined him. AllSpark-objects keep him offline longer. But Godmod Scream can’t die!

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REZ YOURSELF ALL YOU WANT SCREAMY. SHES GOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

*CACKLES MADLY*

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080513210253/transformers/images/9/9e/Mission_Accomplished_Starscream_death_3.jpg

YOU’VE GOTTA SLEEP SOMETIME, FLESHWAD

HE CAN KEEP THIS UP ALL SOLAR CYCLE

AND TAKE THE KEY OFF YOUR SHELL WHEN YOUR FEEBLE SYSTEM SHUTS DOWN INTO STASIS

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….THERE WILL BE A REMATCH. LATER. *ZAPS ONE LAST TIME AND RUNS FOR IT*

"Is that my diary?"
humanprotoform

humanprotoform:

headlessbutnothopeless:

humanprotoform:

headlessbutnothopeless:

Hmm… *flips through it* No.

Your ‘diary' has been appropriated in the name of science and tactical value.

image

FINALLY. FINALLY HE CAN FEEL HER WRATH! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

You should have expected this, Starscream. The Key Godmoding everything is well documented. Like when it killed you.

LAUGH NOW, CHILD. HE WILL SHOW YOU TRUEFEAR

http://static.seibertron.com/images/news/gfx/1198025476_Megatron_head_intro.JPG

You should also expect the damage[s] to repair themselves relatively quickly, resulting in an extremely pissed Seeker. Key offlined him. AllSpark-objects keep him offline longer. But Godmod Scream can’t die!

image

REZ YOURSELF ALL YOU WANT SCREAMY. SHES GOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

*CACKLES MADLY*

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080513210253/transformers/images/9/9e/Mission_Accomplished_Starscream_death_3.jpg

YOU’VE GOTTA SLEEP SOMETIME, FLESHWAD

HE CAN KEEP THIS UP ALL SOLAR CYCLE

AND TAKE THE KEY OFF YOUR SHELL WHEN YOUR FEEBLE SYSTEM SHUTS DOWN INTO STASIS

from Dark of the Moon | "Optimus says BLAGLKSJLDKJFLSKDJRUGH"

butterflyinthewell:

Hey, remember when the Driller knocked Optimus off the road near Chernobyl in DOTM?

I enhanced the audio and now I’m crying. XD

*GUESS WHAT? SHE'LL TURN INTO A FAIRLY LARGE SCRAPLET AND STAAAAARE AT YOUUUU*
─ Anonymous

*TOO BAD YOU DONE BEEN TAKEN TO DIRGE*

*HAHAHAHA ONE OF YOU TWO WILL SUFFER*

*STILL DYING* *if you try to pick her up, she'll just roll around in your servos until she falls off, still laughing* *starts giggle-snorting*
─ Anonymous

*LAUGH ALL YOU WANT*

*HE’S TAKING YOU TO DIRGE*

(Source: tftomfoolery)

"Is that my diary?"
humanprotoform

humanprotoform:

headlessbutnothopeless:

humanprotoform:

headlessbutnothopeless:

humanprotoform:

headlessbutnothopeless:

Hmm… *flips through it* No.

Your ‘diary' has been appropriated in the name of science and tactical value.

"…"

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Come and get it if you’re so attached~

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Yeah, you know what happens when you piss off a little girl who owns an artifact of immense power? You get splody beams in the face. Have fun, Starscream.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma9rrtxsEM1qhzgk7.gif

Lazars are supposed to come out of his face, not burn it up! He calls haxx. AllSpark haxx.

image

FINALLY. FINALLY HE CAN FEEL HER WRATH! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

You should have expected this, Starscream. The Key Godmoding everything is well documented. Like when it killed you.

LAUGH NOW, CHILD. HE WILL SHOW YOU TRUE FEAR

http://static.seibertron.com/images/news/gfx/1198025476_Megatron_head_intro.JPG

You should also expect the damage[s] to repair themselves relatively quickly, resulting in an extremely pissed Seeker. Key offlined him. AllSpark-objects keep him offline longer. But Godmod Scream can’t die!

*dying of laughter behind the baby* *dares to yell over the seekerlet's head before ducking back down* CUTIE
─ Anonymous

*ANGRY SCREECH*

*DIVES OVER THE HELM OF THE SEEKERLET*

Where are you hiding?
─ Anonymous

My Spark is hiding in the Well, where nomecha can ever find it~

… But I’m stuck here on Earth, forced to hide from the native inhabitants solely for peace of processor.

*DANCING AWAYYYYYYY to hide behind the baby* *MORE GIDDY GIGGLING*
─ Anonymous

*HE IS GOING TO TURN YOU INTO HUMAN LUNCHMEANT, PUNY FLESHWAD*

+ headlessbutnothopeless

humanprotoform:

Wow. Starscream, knowing Prowl, you’re going to get destroyed by Prowl the next time you and him meet. Verbally, anyway. 

"W-well- at least we can store data better then you, Mr. I-got-beat-up-by-the-puny-Autobots!” Well, he thought they were puny, anyway. The stupid, lying, jerk-face. “And if you think I’m gonna give you the Key, then you’re more glitched then I thought!” 

Smart move, Sari. Taunt the Decepticon. 

Bring it on! It’s not like Prowl can hurt him while in the Well… although Starscream also couldn’t do much to stop lectures and the like. The AllSpark. The AllSpark kicked his skidplatesurprisingly proved itself capable of destruction. And those ‘puny’ Autobots managed to defeat Megatron and take him captive. Which made for a salve to apply on the nasty burn to Starscream’s ego.

"How many fleshlings,” he spat,” are capable of storing anything once they’ve been extinguished?” Or torn apart. He favored that idea. But that would get human internal lubricants all over everything.

Stupidity isn’t the same as a blinding ego. One means challenging too great a threat to deal with while the other is underrating a threat and biting off more than can be chewed. Oh, so unwise. Rage taking hold of him, Starscream snarled and lunged for the small human with both servos. Mock him at your peril.

*....... touches ABOVE the vents* *giggles*
─ Anonymous

…. *if he made these Anons into wall-sandwiches, would Dirge eat them?*

humanprotoform:

Sari thinks that her Dad needs to get out more. Spending all day cooped up in a lab and talking to yourself(she totally heard him) is sooooo not healthy.

"Is that my diary?"
humanprotoform

humanprotoform:

headlessbutnothopeless:

humanprotoform:

headlessbutnothopeless:

Hmm… *flips through it* No.

Your ‘diary' has been appropriated in the name of science and tactical value.

"…"

image

Come and get it if you’re so attached~

image

Yeah, you know what happens when you piss off a little girl who owns an artifact of immense power? You get splody beams in the face. Have fun, Starscream.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma9rrtxsEM1qhzgk7.gif

Lazars are supposed to come out of his face, not burn it up! He calls haxx. AllSpark haxx.