mamascream:

There. I stayed up an hour and a half after my bedtime to draw a crappy picture.
someone explain to me why Starscream’s face always comes out looking more baby when I draw him than OP when OP just has a smooth plate?

mamascream:

There. I stayed up an hour and a half after my bedtime to draw a crappy picture.

someone explain to me why Starscream’s face always comes out looking more baby when I draw him than OP when OP just has a smooth plate?

spaceballs-the-official-url:


iamparadroid:


imgoverdose:


Found this in my doctor’s office. seemed accurate.


HYPERBOLEANDAHALF


“I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared”

spaceballs-the-official-url:

iamparadroid:

imgoverdose:

Found this in my doctor’s office. seemed accurate.

HYPERBOLEANDAHALF

“I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared”

(Part 1)

The clatter of falling objects announced his return. ::Have the important ones.:: He thinks. Hard to tell, when Starscream had to have a youngling femme-turned-Seeker actually do the retrieving for him. ::Do you have you medical supplies?:: Her taunt aimed at his backstruts from earlier still stung. ::Or are you too skittish of working on an offline mecha?::

EDITION THE NEW RULE: AND IF YOU HURT THEM YOU MUST TRY TO FIX THEM OR COMFORT THEM
─ Anonymous

………… *FURIOUS STREAM OF INVECTIVES*

*Frag. Cumulus learned a new one or two.*

*floats to the top and climbs out, coughing and spluttering* *falls onto the floor and flees into the next room, leaving a trail of oil*
─ Anonymous

*Yuck. More gunk to clean off*

Make a mess in there and I won’t care how much of your fluids get on my pede!

*Mops. This was a job for janitorial mecha, not the High Air Commander!*

*falls out but is still clinging to the edge of your thruster, fear apparent in wide eyes*
─ Anonymous

*hobbles over on one pede and sticks the entire other thruster into a barrel of used oil*

NEW COMMAND: YOU CANNOT PHYSICALLY WOUND OR HARM THE HUMANS OR ANONYMOUSES UNLESS THEY HARM YOU FIRST
─ Anonymous

*OKAY FINE BUT IT IS UP TO HIM TO DETERMINE LEVEL OF ‘HARM’*

*crawls under your pede and INTO YOUR THRUSTER AND IF YOU CRAM YOUR BIGAFT CLAWS UP THERE YOULL MAKE A MESS*
─ Anonymous

*grimaces, stands on other pede, and shakes the infested one wildly*

*CATCHES IT AND THROWS IT BACK AT YOUR HELM*
─ Anonymous

*clunk*

*Oh, it’s ON*

*snarls and grabs datapad to squash Anon like flyor Garfield like a spider*

*splutters a bit but STILL SINGING BECAUSE EPIC CLASSICAL MUSIC*
─ Anonymous

*a human may consider it epic, but…*

*Boooo! Chucks now-messy empty cube at the singing Anon*

*bursts into the first movement of Carmina Burana. All parts from one anon.*
─ Anonymous

*He has no rotten tomatoes to throw, but instead dumps a mix of inedible crystallized Energon from the bottom of a cube along with some used motor oil alllll over the Anon*

*soundly knocks the anon in the head with a metal bat as she walks by and keeps walking like nothing happened* No, I'm pretty sure I don't, 'nonny friend. *you can probably tell she's lying, but she's already disappeared into the next room*
wolvesinstarryskies

*reaches for a cube to drop over her buuuut she’s already left the room. Slag. Maybe next time.*

TF Units of time

ask-comm-tech-req:

its-a-thankless-job:

nanoklik = 1/8 second;
klik = 496 nanokliks/62 seconds;
breem = 8 kliks/8.27 minutes;
groon = 9 breem/1.24 hours;
joor = 6 groon/7.44 hours;
orn = 42 joor/13.02 days;
decaorn = 32 orns/1.14 years;
metacycle = 8 decaorn/9.22 years;
vorn = 9 metacycles/72…

((While the wiki is convoluted as hell, TFA kept it surprisingly simple in the back of the Allspark Almanacs.

Nanoklik = 1 second
Cycle = 2.5 minutes/150 nanokliks
Megacycle = 2.5 hours/60 cycles
Solar cycle = roughly 1 day/10 megacycles
Decacycle = 10 days
Orbital cycle = roughly 1 month/4 decacycles
Stellar cycle = roughly 1 year/10 orbital cycles

Tossin’ this out there for my Animated buddies. I tend to prefer canon over headcanon, but I recognize that it’s just not possible with some continuities. Thankfully, Animated kept this part fairly simple.))

((This is the one I prefer to use. The show did mix things up sometimes, such as Solar/Stellar Cycles being used for the same time frame, and Starscream’s ‘This is going to be a long orbital cycle’ sounding more like a day/night. [I prefer lunar cycle as an alternative].

I like how simple Animated kept it, but the alternate system of other continuities is nice, since why should we expect that alien lifeforms with a biology completely separate from our own would use the same Base-10 system that we use?))

::It appears you have been invaded by those... things:: she's trying to not sound amused but, sadly, she's failing.
sorrowfullifeform

::It appears so. Why? Have the miserable creatures left you alone out of professional courtesy?:: Ooh, low blow.

..... *scoots away a bit and sits on the edge of your shoulder, looking a little more wary* But not me, right? Don't I get some special privileges? Considering I DID bring you a Seekerlet. If you see her as a burden, though, I'd gladly take her back.
─ Anonymous

*still-narrowed optics* Hmm. *glances over at the Seekerlet, gnawing on some of the garbage random incredibly useful components* It’s so hard to tell you creatures apart. You all look….. grey.

*processing…*
*processing…*
*proces-* I thought you said you’d ‘rescued' a Seekerlet.

*not much processing* Some special treatment, then.